It is with little regret that we announce the about-timely demise of
Lord Crimson, erstwhile Cure Pack tedioso, on 13th February 2013. In
equal measures neurotic, self obsessed, libidinous, opinionated and
pathetic; Lord Crimson will be missed by few. He succumbed to the
emotional injuries sustained in an assault by an aggrieved chimp on
Emsworth Station two days earlier after much breast beating and gnashing
of teeth. His death had remained unannounced until now as we wanted to
make sure he was not coming back as some form of cadaverous lech. He
ain't. Gone. Good riddance.
Lord Crimson is survived by his fun-loving alter-ego, the often naked Minty. Minty is fond of 80s pop music, Chinese food, French wine, cats and nudity. Minty will be continuing to write here but things are going to get a lot less fucking whiney!
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